I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.
I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG
You’re a legend.
THIS IS MY FAV POST OF ALL TIME
ur 35 u lil shit
this is my favorite post on tumblr
Costco doesnt fuck around
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
A post about Castiel’s hair in season four.
- Places I want to be: San Diego Comic-Con
- Places where I am not: San Diego Comic-Con
'People always make me look better in drawings than I do in real life.'
'I have a pop voice I would never do musical'
He wrote ‘Street Musician’ on his Visa and was locked in a cell for three hours because of it. *face palm*
Me: thanks for coming to London
Darren: No No it’s My pleasure
He wrote ‘Street Musician’ on his Visa and was locked in a cell for three hours because of it.
Wait was this some story he told about something that happened in the past, or was THIS what held him up at G4?
ETA: according to an ask I just got, this is what held him up at G4.
Darren you dumbass.
EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.
you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich
How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?
She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!
OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH
first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both
next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it
now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on
by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition
Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich
You’re welcome, citizen
oh my god